In which I further consider business cards

Paying no attention to the swelling to-do list at my elbow, let's think about Al's suggestion for what else to put on my imaginary business cards. She's going with "Erstwhile Rockstar." Yes, this pleases me. Other tagline options:

• Gal-about-Town
• Better than you
• Grammar Ninja
• Freelance Crank
• Hi.

and a new, strong contender, cribbed from Truewit at Blogging the Renaissance:

• The early seventeenth century: shining Golden Age of EVERYTHING.

Ok, that bit of silliness aside, I now have to turn to the seven remaining items on this weekend's to-do, including such minor tasks as "write conference paper" and "grade pile of midterm essays."